It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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