just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
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we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
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Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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