He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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