Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I woke up under a house in Key West
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