Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
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I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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