Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
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I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
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I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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