everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights