She went from zero to smokin in five shots
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
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the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
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He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.