My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
areolas are like halos for boobs.
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It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
No I am not eating basil off your cock
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
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I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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