i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
return my video game
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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