Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
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My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
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Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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