Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
God, I missed his penis.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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