i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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