called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
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Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
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It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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