can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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