Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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