Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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