i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I have fence marks all over my body
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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