the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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