seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
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So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
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I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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