Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
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Oh Jesus.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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