I think I just saw someone hide a body.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I love you.
Bad choice
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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