quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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