capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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