Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
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These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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