Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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