i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
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Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
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im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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