Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
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just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
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I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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