oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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