Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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