Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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