It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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