And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
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Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
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im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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