i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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