it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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