oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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