I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
should my penis look like a turkey
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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