Only a mothe r could love this liver
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm getting married
To pizza
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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