dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
it was like his penis was on wheels.
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I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
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he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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