You made me cry and you don't even care
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Randomize