just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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