id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
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I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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