Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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