This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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