Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
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i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
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Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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