You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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