can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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