I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I just found puke in my bra..
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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