she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
