I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
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she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
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We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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