Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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