i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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