I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Everclear isn't food dammit
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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