Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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