what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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