Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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