I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
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He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
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I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.