my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
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Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
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Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again