john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
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because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
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Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I just want to make out with him forever
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.