you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
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We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
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I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.