I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
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If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
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Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
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$5. Donated.
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